jueves, enero 19, 2006

Tratado de Histeria I Parte

La verdad me llamó mucho la atención esto que me hablábamos de la histeria femenina estupida, porque… ¿HAY ALGO PEOR QUE UNA MINA HISTÉRICA?????
Estúpida aquí debo explicarme un poco porque cuando yo hablo de histeria utilizo el término en el más puro sentido psicoanalítico y no en el del sentido común, donde una mina histérica es una loca escandalosa que se pone a gritar por cualquier wea.

Bueno, la histeria de la que yo le hablo igual tiene algo de eso, pero cuando yo se la describa estúpida usted empezará a ver el mundo con otros ojos y cachará quién cerca suyo es así y qué precauciones debe tomar, porque lamentablemente estúpida, las histéricas son peligrosas…

La mina histérica estupida es la clásica pintamonos coquetona llamadora de atención que no tolera no ser mirada por otros o no recibir la atención de nadie (especialmente hombres). Son estas típicas minas que se andan colgando del cuello de los hombres, que les mueven el culo y actúan como niñitas pidiendo atención y parecen ser tiernas pero en el fondo todo es un truco. Pero lo más heavy estupida es que las minas histéricas son como dramáticas, como que todo se lo sufren de manera terrible y son capaces de desmayarse por la impresión de algo pero así como desmayo de película me entiende? Lo más divertido estúpida es que la histérica es calienta sopa vioooo, o sea se muestra, actúa, coquetea, pero a la hora de los quihubo… no siempre atina estupi .

Bueno yo creo que estas son las minas del peor tipo que hay porque son las que hacen que nuestro género pierda decencia y empiece a lucir patético. Es cierto, todas las minas tenemos algo de histéricas (de hecho la palabra histeria viene de no se qué expresión griega que significa útero… juajuajuajua el minuto cultural estupi…) pero no todas somos unas locas tontonas que lo único que quieren es llamar la atención de los hombres no?

Y lo peor estupida estas minas son peligrosas porque son capaces de coquetearle a tu pololo siendo amigas tuyas y todo estupida porque no se aguantan… y qué es lo peor estupi, que la mayoría de los hombres cae porque les encanta la wea, lo que no saben es que a la hora de concretar la mayoría de estas minas tira pa colina… juajuajuajua y ahí cachan que no pasa ná, pero bueno estupida, cada cual tiene lo que se merece no más.

Pero bueno estupida yo creo que es importante dejar en claro que todas tenemos algo pero algunas lo llevamos con bastante más dignidad y como que se nos activa la alarma interna cuando caemos en la tontera y tratamos de hacer algo pa salir bien de la situación no? si no estupida tenemos un yo auxiliar tipo “amiga estupi” que nos avisa y nos dice si la estamos cagando.

O no estupi? seremos unas histéricas? no es este blog un síntoma de histeria... ay estupi ya me entró el cuestionamiento estupiexistencial…
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